How to train your dictation

I have recently been using voice dictation for my letters which has been a time saver. However, it is also a constant source of mirth. Computers can screw up like no human can! Here are some compilations taken from actual dictations that could have gone out in the mail if they had not been caught in the proofreading. Needless to say, I have been trying to read over my correspondence very carefully! Here's an example of one (fictional) referral that really went off the rails: Dear Dr. Problems, Thank you for referring your patient. He is a pleasant man who wife salmon family. He lives with his daughter, sister and snowboarders. He works Eminem Nietzche. He has a brother who’s had an ally. They have 2 dogs to rats into steaks in the home. His allergies include fishnets, salsa, conflate reactions and deathlike. He has not had any issues with Jesus and does not need to start avoiding it. He reports an allergy to self. He does say he is bothered by smoke, for example cancer. His current medications are the razz a pain, well putrid, quit your penis, a variety of Christians, Monty Luke asked, spare beaver, the teen, Utopia Cheetos and euphoric. You prescribed I could be in Europe for him. He takes Ventolin frequently, 405 times a day. He continues to take Symbicort 2 puffs twice a day and rarely takes any extra goodies. He drinks of breath and politics. He has had previous chipotle repair, mice tenia, previous hernia repair fetishes with Russians, debt Abies and implantation of quails. He has been investigated for dumbness NYD. He is an ex-poker. They do not have sex at home. He is currently referred because he is having issues sensation who get stuck squabbles. He has a cold again now and has a beautiful swimming cough. He wakes up treacly through the night. He doesn’t usually have issues with catching criminals. He complains of difficulty getting a good press in the Cheetos. He doesn’t complain of feeling sleepy through the day so much as feeling tired and doesn’t kill the soups. He has been told that he snores loudly and has been beheaded. He has pitted muffins. If he’s not sleeping beauty, it’s good. Sometimes he complains of a sensation of his uvula being schoolmen that tend to be Murphy. He did not answer whether he was a small board. He’s had a problem with 3rd vision. From the point of view of his asthma, he has only had to go the emergency room once and that was because he didn’t have any Ventolin panties. He always gets short of breath with Fatah. He has never injured himself for her. He does not complain of any difficulty breathing to his feet. On physical examination, he does have evidence of seducing. I did not see any evidence of any Russian. His height was killed. He has a very large thick uvula. Cookies passages looked clear. Herbal sex was normal. He does not have any hit the topic of the cetaceans. His chest did sound a little queasy today. Auscultation of the chest did have minimal Cronkhite. There is heart disease in his legs. His storm troopers improved compared to last time. I ordered a pony function test and a she and see. His spirometry was normal with an STD Lunesta. His FEV1 over sea ratio was normal. He had a 12% improvement in refugee one. Half impression: I think his cough is Mormon upper airway cough. In hell, steroid alone is not as much benefit in COPD. I’ve asked him to continue to use that word to 52 puffs a day. I doubt that a raucous Coppock biopsy would be adequate. Asthma typically gets worse with arrest. First of all I suggest changing him from Spiriva to Tudorza which is supposed to cause less problems with protestants. Maybe some of the mucous is coming after me. He might be less likely to tolerate God. Rick doesn’t feel that made him any better than chess. I agree that it increases imperialism. I gave him samples for 4 weeks of darkness. He has benefits to cover the cost anyway so bipartisan commission. I said to him I took the canoe restrictions. I gave him a prescription for knees and ecstasy. I would be happy to see him again for the price. I’m really not the best person to help with his hat. Dr. Jackie Nemni is a respirologist and sleep physician in Guelph, Ont., president of the Wellington County Medical Society, a mom of three and grandmother of one.

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